A bit late for a title, but who cares?

Hypocrite.
Hypocrite
Hyyypoooocriiiitttee.
You know when you keep on repeating a word over and over and over and over................. and over again, it starts sounding like it isn't even a word anymore? Yes, that is kind of annoying sometimes.
Yesterday I got four of my teeth pulled out. It is a very quick process, but once it's over, your whole mouth feels like it just came out of the clothes-dryer.
You know, I've always wondered why people change their names. You have to go to court and get it signed, and then you have to tell everyone you know that your name is changed. Why even go through all the trouble?
I hate lots of things. Probably so many that if I published a list of them, it would fill up a whole book.
Do I hate you? Well, that does kind of depend on who you are. For example, if you are my worstestestestestestestestestestest (Is that a word? Is worstest even a word? Ah, well.) enemy, then I probably do hate you. But if you are my bestestestestest (Do I really have to continue?) friend, then you most likely are not on the list.
SMELLY SOCKS
Saying what we think gives us a wider conversational range than saying what we know.
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Cullen Hightower