Dogs (Yes, I know it doesn't make sense!)

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be addressed as (Your Name Here)the third?
Yes, I would like that too. It would be so nice if every time I was seen, I was bowed at. And a red carpet was rolled out wherever I had to walk.
When I am older, I am going to be rich and famous.
Until then, I'm just plain ol' Anika, no the third or fourth or fifth.
SMELLY SOCKS
Why are they called apartments when they are stuck together?