Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Chat Speak

Today I decided to think about chat speak.
I HATE chat speak.
I mean, why on Earth would anybody want to emit that single letter that fits between the w and the a in what?
Why?
WHY?
WHY?
Crazy, I know. But the funny thing is that whenever I tell someone that, they utterly disrespect my feelings by writing
y do u thnk so?
on a piece of paper and give it to me.
When I rule the world, I will banish chat speak for good. For the purpose of explanation, I will arrest chat speakers.
Until then,
*sigh*
I will peacefully inhabit this humble abode of mine.
SMELLY SOCKS
"To be or not to be, that is the question"
--
William Shakespeare

5 comments:

  1. YES!! THANK YOU!!! I HATE CHAT SPEAK SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MUCH!! Its horrible, despicable and just urrgghh...

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  2. I would have chopped your head off if you had written
    yes! tthx! i h8 cht spk so mch!
    But, you didn't. So I will have to save that for later.
    Cheerio!
    P.S.- It's It's, not Its.

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  3. You're crazy you know that? Anyways, if I hated chat speak so much, why would I have written in it? You did by the way.

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  4. It's "crazy, you know that?".
    And "Anyways" is not a word.
    And "You did, by the way.".
    Merci!
    Anika

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