Plans for the summer (Also, what BTW is not)

Things I ABSOLUTELY have to do this summer (And some I should have done a long time ago):

• Read the entire LOTR trilogy and hopefully also The Hobbit
• Watch Star Wars (I cannot believe I haven't done this yet)
• Re-learn how to solve a Rubik's cube (It may sound strange, but I used to be able to do it in under a minute)
• Read 50 books! Also write down the names. (One month in Utah with an unlimited public library membership...ZOO WEE MAMA)
• Read at least 5 classics, including:
• Wuthering Heights
• Romeo and Juliet (Does this even count?)
• Emma
• The Scarlet Letter
• Pygmailion
• Write at least 5 songs. (Also possibly write music for one?)
• Paint my nails blue (I have never done this before. Ever.)
• Spend an entire day without wearing shoes. At all.
• Try to blog more without making unnecessary Diary of a Wimpy Kid and Eoin Colfer references.

Things I would really, really like to do over the summer (Whether they will happen or not is another question):

• Write a story that doesn't end in "And then I woke up"
• Learn how to actually play guitar
• Record a song of mine?

And, as promised, What BTW is NOT:

• Bacon, Tomato, Wettuce in a really bad Elmer Fudd voice

Auf Wiedersehen

(I can act like Heidi Klum If I want to.)