Frabjous Day

We (Pearlene and I) were playing that game where you ask your ipod a question and hit shuffle.
I asked it why I was here. It's reply? Escape from Azkaban by MoM.
When I asked what it would play for my funeral, it said We've Only Just Begun by The Carpenters. For HER, however, it said Goodbye by miley vyrus. Atleast it's  not a nice artist.
I hate Pearlene's ipod. Okay, Not HATE it, just a strong dislike.