Well...mostly this and that

Okay, so I haven't posted for a long time, what with my exams and all. So what? I'm here now, and as endless numbers of people have told me, The past is history, the future is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why it's called the present. That last part is actually quite funny if you think about it. But seriously. I love how you can use all those boring-quotations-that-your-grandmother-lectures-you-about as a reply to something. Which brings me... or doesn't bring me to...
Ta da!
         Dedications!

I don't get why people dedicate books to dead people. I mean, if the person isn't even gonna read it, what's the use? Anyway, if I had to dedicate my blog to someone, it would be...

I admire you, Mr. Orange! What's your first name? Do you even have one?

Currently I am writing a story about a very normal girl and her very normal life. I do not think I have read any books about actual normal people. And no, I am not being sarcastic.
I do not like being sarcastic.
At all.
SMELLY SOCKS
When someone says "You know what they say..." Who are they?