Obsolete Promises

Today I woke up and realized that I actually needed to post something to keep the promise I made last month! So here's my post-
!
Okay, that's not exactly counted. But you can't force people to write when they don't want to. Like some wise person said, "Great minds think alike!". "What?", you say,"That doesn't even make any sense!".
That, reader, is exactly why I wrote it.
And now you think I've lost my marbles. That, I have. But I couldn't find them even after 4 hours of crawling all over the floor looking for them.
I also just realized that if my middle name was something, anything that started with B, my initials would be A.B.C.! And just who can resist initials like that?
Wait. I just realized something else. And that thing is that if I don't return my books to the library today, they'll be overdue!
SMELLY SOCKS
Why was the lawyer studying the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!