Monday, July 26, 2010

Fine!

Okay, so now I have to post. And what I have to post about, well that's left to me to decide. How unfair. Well, anyway, I decided to post about one of my favorite topics - vegetarianism.
Now, a lot of people who read this blog are probably not vegetarians, so those people out there who find vegetarianism detestable might not want to read this post. And people who think I talk about vegetarianism too much might want to too.
One thing that I want to get clear to everybody is that vegetarianism is not a handicap. For some wierd reason, everyone seems to think so! I even know a few vegetarians who think it's a handicap.
I also know non-vegetarians (This leaves you out, Pearlene!) who supposedly 'care about animals'. If you ask me, that's just hogwash. I remember once doing a project on 'Cruelty towards Animals'. I was presenting it to one of my friend's parents, and this is what they said.
"Animals like goats, fish and chicken are meant to be eaten. I agree, animals like tigers, lions, and monkeys should not be eaten, but these animals are meant to be eaten."
Oh, I remember how angry I felt when I heard those words, but of course, I had to smile and stand like a good girl.
I was recently convincing one of my friends to go veg, but she told me that since non-vegetarian food was cooked often in her house, she could not become vegetarian.
Now, where she lives, most meat dishes are served with a gravy. I told her that a good way to start would be to leave out the flesh and eat the gravy.
That person is now on her way to becoming a full fledged vegetarian.
I am going to become vegan in a few more years. Until then, I have to drink my milk.
I find it amusing when people give me a sickly smile and say they feel sorry for me.
Amusing, but not funny.
SMELLY SOCKS
A lady walked into a store to buy curtains.
She went up to the salesman and said, "I want those pink curtains to fit my computer screen.
The salesman mentioned, "Computers don't need curtains."
The lady said, "Hellooo! I have windows!"

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Ah, posting

Yes, I know. I haven't been blogging much. I'll try to blog whenever I can, but I can't guarantee it. I realized that my creativity flows much more easily when I let it collect for a few days. And I'm not the kind of person who blogs about what they did that day. I'm just not.
And to all those followers: Thank you for following me even when I don't blog.
A few days ago I had an idea for an story. I'm not gonna tell you what it was, so I probably shouldn't go on and on about it. I might tell you once it's a little more developed. As you might have noticed, I changed my blog's background. This one makes me think of happiness and joy. Of friendship and well being. Basically, it makes me think of all the nice things in life.
Which reminds me. If any of you know an inspiring quote, can you post it as a comment? I need to write it in big letters on my wall.
If you go to my blog archive and look around, you'll find a post called M&M's. Read it. Then come back here. Go on! I'll wait.
Did you read it? What were you're reactions? Now, when I read it, it seems like I wrote it when I was 9. And it was only a few months ago! In May, I blogged a lot. I wrote really juvenille posts, but they counted. And now I can't even blog twice a week! I guess it shows how much I've grown as a person. Yes. That's it. It shows how much I've grown as a person. Well, anyway, I've run out of things to say, or rather, write.
SMELLY SOCKS
A lady was swerving all over the road and driving very badly, so she got pulled over by a cop. The cop walked up to her window and asked, "Miss, why are you driving so recklessly?"
The lady said, "I'm sorry sir, but wherever I go, there's always a tree in front of me and I can't seem to get away from it!"
The cop looked at her and said, "Lady, that's your air freshener!"

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Cool!

I just found this really cool blog with recipes! It's like a cookbook!
Anyway, here's the adress.
candy-creme.blogspot.com
And it's called Marshmallow Salad. I mean, how cute is that?
SMELLY SOCKS
Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice?"

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Obsolete Promises

Today I woke up and realized that I actually needed to post something to keep the promise I made last month! So here's my post-
!
Okay, that's not exactly counted. But you can't force people to write when they don't want to. Like some wise person said, "Great minds think alike!". "What?", you say,"That doesn't even make any sense!".
That, reader, is exactly why I wrote it.
And now you think I've lost my marbles. That, I have. But I couldn't find them even after 4 hours of crawling all over the floor looking for them.
I also just realized that if my middle name was something, anything that started with B, my initials would be A.B.C.! And just who can resist initials like that?
Wait. I just realized something else. And that thing is that if I don't return my books to the library today, they'll be overdue!
SMELLY SOCKS
Why was the lawyer studying the Bible right before he died?
He was looking for loopholes!

Monday, July 5, 2010

Sighhhhh...

Did you miss me?
I just went on the most amazing trip to Italy. I must say it was very fun.
Well, I don't want to make you jealous, so on to other stuff.
My poll is closed and Of course not! won.
I compeletely agree with everyone who voted.
SMELLY SOCKS
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book. I'll waste no time reading it.
--
Moses Hadas