Things and People to Throw off Rainbows

• Everyone who calls me annoying
• People who think being vegetarian is a handicap. FOR GOODNESS' SAKE, PEOPLE! IT'S A CHOICE!
• Non-vegetarians who apparently "Care for Animals". Yeah, right.
• Teenagers who dye their hair. (Sorry, but I just don't like the idea of colored hair!)
• Annoying blogs that have messages saying Please do not leave any comments or follow this blog. Heh, heh, heh.
• Plain, unflavored soymilk.
• And for that matter, soymilk itself.
• Gel pens
• People who use gel pens
• People who say that using good ol' ballpoints ruin your handwriting
• Chat speak. Why on Earth would anybody want to write wat instead of what? Why? WHY?
• Songs written by people who have names starting with K. (Not naming any names here.)
• People who get mad at me for correcting them.
• And then even more when they correct me.
• Grammatical mistakes.
• When people write Oh, and I almost forgot... in speeches. They didn't forget if they remembered to read it, did they?
• Biology, Always have, and always will.
• People who hate physics
• People who hate math, for that matter.
• Dust covers. Technically, they make the book get more dirty, since annoyed people remove them anyway.
• People who hate strawberries.
• People who think animals are dumb. They are dumb.
• Etc. What do they mean, etc.?!? For example, apple, tomato, etc. What is etc.? Red fruits? Apple, tomato, strawberry. Round fruits? Apple, tomato, orange. Red, round fuits? Apple, tomato, cherry. Another one of those things I hate about English. You know, I'd much rather learn Mandarin. It's much more, you know, widely spoken. Though I wouldn't exactly find many people to talk to here in Tunisia.
• Pigtails. In my opinion, pigtails should look like this.

• Paradoxes.(a statement that contradicts itself; "`I always lie' is a paradox because if it is true it must be false")
• People who use backspace on the keyboard instead of < . They are just wasting more time.
• Insults
• Email Forwards
• And many, many, other things that I am sure you do not have the patience to read.

SMELLY SOCKS
A mechanic was removing a cylinder head from the motor of a Harley motorcycle when he spotted a well-known heart surgeon in his shop.
The surgeon was there, waiting for the service manager to come and take a look at his bike.
The mechanic shouted across the garage, "Hey, Doc, can I ask you a question?"
The surgeon a bit surprised, walked over to the mechanic working on the motorcycle. The mechanic straightened up, wiped his hands on a rag and asked, "So Doc, look at this engine. I open its heart, take valves out, fix 'em, put 'em back in, and when I finish, it works just like new. So how come I get such a small salary and you get the really big bucks, when you and I are doing basically the same work?"
The surgeon paused, smiled and leaned over, and whispered to the mechanic...
"Try doing it with the engine running."